Budi Chips with Guale Salsa

In the Sollies the variety of bananas knows no bounds. There are bananas that you can eat right away and then there are cooking…

Welcome to Nugu Beach Resort

Nugu Beach Resort is a bungalow resort set on a postcard-perfect Pacific beach.

And that’s about it. I say that early on in this piece…

Where’s my house again?

The problem with street signs in the Solomon Islands is that there aren’t any.

Ok, that may be exaggerating – there are at least…

Baywatch: Simon

A dug-out canoe comes towards us with a tall, lanky man and three pikinini.

Patrick, our boatman, turns the banana boat off, and we slow…

Finding Tank Beach

It takes two hours to drive to Tetere. It doesn’t actually, but that’s how long it took us to drive there.

We started off with…

Dan and Nid move house

We’ve moved house and we love it.

Our house is purple. PURPLE! We’re closer to town, our work commute is only ten minutes not thirty,…

Dakini Tangarareh

If anyone visited Solomon Islands in 2017 they would have heard Jaro Local’s Dakini Tangarareh blaring back to back from every shop in town….

How to licence a car

The easy part was getting a Solomon’s driver’s licence. The hard part is getting a car licenced (i.e. for New Zealanders – getting your…

Tubing Mataniko

One of the most popular walks in Honiara, due to its draw of being able to tube down the river, is Mataniko Falls.

This…

Bale tales

If you’ve ever wondered where all your clothes donations you chuck away go to, two words: bale shops.

Before all of your donations get…

How to Get a Solomon Islands Driver’s Licence

Anyone who knows me knows that I hate driving. In fact, I was sitting on my restricted licence for about five years and only…

New Year Resolutions

We’re back! And what better way to start off the year than with some New Years resolutions. Yeah, we know it’s the end of…

Sorry, but not Sorry

In preparation for our five-week reintegration into New Zealand society, we thought we’d better send out a warning and pre-apology for the misunderstandings, questionable…

Journey to the West: The Guadalcanal Coastal Walk

While Nid was in Auki last weekend for a week-long business trip, my flatmate Zorro and I plus six friends spent the weekend hiking…

Fundraising for Mercy

For the past few weeks I have been helping to fundraise for the building of a block of classrooms for Mercy School in Burns…

Well, oil be damned

Apostolic Jerusalem Anointing Oil: The oil you can buy in Honiara that heals everything.
An upturned rubbish bin with a poster plastered across it announces,…

Kakabona – not just Latin for good poop

We rocked up to Kakabona beach at 7:40 am with a crew of eight. The guide I prearranged, Peter, is nowhere in sight. The lady at a nearby betel stand is helpful and informs us, “Oh hem dringum tumas las naet.”

Malaitan Chilli Crab Recipe

The mud crabs we usually see at Honiara Central Market are from Malaita province with sellers coming to sell their catches on Saturdays. These crabs…

Lunching at Local Kai Bars in Honiara

My office doesn’t have a fridge or a microwave, and homemade lunch options like sandwiches, or crackers and tuna, get old quick.

Another hole in the fence

We came home tonight and spotted a new hole in our fence. That makes a total of five holes that you can see lined up…

Beating the Beetles

The Solomon Islands is currently under a biosecurity threat from the Coconut Rhinoceros Beetle. As the name suggests, they are beetles with a horn with…

A Guide to Afternoon Tea in Nid’s Office

Having gone from a fast-paced, high-stress work environment to a sloth-paced, chill office, I go through some real lulls throughout the days here. Dealing…

What we’ve learnt about taxis

Taxis are another affordable way to get around town in the Solomon Islands. They’re a good option to get somewhere at night when buses…

Go lo Honiara Central Market

The biggest market in the Solomon Islands is Honiara Central Market. Out of interest, I read the reviews on Trip Advisor and they are scathing:…

Learning How to Scuba Dive in the Solomons

Diving in the Solomon Islands is like going to scuba Disneyland. Not only does the Solomons have some of the most biodiverse marine life…

Hiking Tenaru Falls

So far we’ve been pretty lucky in terms of organising weekend activities. If you can make enough enterprising friends, just sit back and wait…

An Homage to Tuna and Rice

Tuna and rice is a Jones family special and my earliest memories of family dinners are of tuna and rice.

What is it? White rice, a…

Savouring Savo

Savo is a small island we’ve looked at many times from our deck during our morning coffees wondering, “What’s over there?”

Our recent research expedition has…

The Bat Caves of Parisaia

Nid and I are huge fans of the Batman so when the opportunity came to visit bat caves in East Guadalcanal, we had to…

Gnarly Ngali Slice

This is a good dessert slice for making me feel like I’m making healthy decisions.

It has ngali nuts, which are delicious, and uses up…

The Holiest of Holies

There is a hole in my fence.

A human-sized hole.

While Nid was taking pictures of the hole with my leg hanging through it to show…

Getting the Bus in the Sollies

Catching the bus to get around the city is a cheap and easy way to get around town. They are safe enough as long…

Betel nut, betel nut, betel nut.

The betel nut is a small nut that is chewed for its euphoric drug-like experiences. Every corner in the Solomon Islands seems to have…

Banana ice cream

I’ve seen a million of these recipes but have never tried it. I mean, I’m a New Zealander. We’re made up of 90% dairy,…

Getting a car

Getting a car was not on the agenda. We sold our car the day before we left New Zealand thinking that we wouldn’t be…

Slippery Cabbage and Coconut

Slippery cabbage is, so far, the closest thing we’ve found to spinach. Slippery cabbage and coconut milk is a staple dish in the Solomon’s….

Scrashem Coconut like a Fruit Ninja

There are two types of coconuts you can get at the market: young coconut, and dry coconut.

Young coconuts look like you want to drink…

A Solomon Island’s Love Stori

Stori time at the office is not only a good chance for gossip, but also a good way for learning the lay of the…

It’s been a long time, without you my friend.

Today we had a celebratory flat white to mark our one-month anniversary here. That’s right, they have flat whites here! The coffees here have…

Time goes by so slowly

Everyone in New Zealand has heard the term “island time”.

A term that is often used as an excuse for things that don’t run to…

Dan and Nid go lo Village

As part of getting to know the Solomons, our organisation arranged for us to stay at a small village in the Guadalcanal province for…

Hash (the legal kind)

My dad told us if there was one club we had to try it was Honiara Hash House Harriers.

Touted as “a drinking club with…

Blast from the past

Some 30 years ago, Solomon Islands needed an accountant.

Dad applied for the job, got it, came here, and brought my mum along. While here,…

Mitufala toktok Pijin

We lucked out on the language front here in Honiara. Although there are about 60 to 70 languages in the Solomons, the only ones…

Game of Patience

Using the internet here is a constant test of patience and determination.

It is painfully slow to the point that it should be considered a…

Honiara’s First

Yes, I actually made space for this in one of our seven suitcases and finally put it back together today.

Behold! Honiara’s first Lillipad!

I don’t…

First Impressions

We’ve passed the one-week mark and we’ve had a week of orientation interspersed with one public holiday, one power-cut, and two water-cuts already.

First impressions:…

Nid go lo ofis first time

After being told the office opens anytime between 8 and 8:30 am, I arrived at 8:30 am to find it devoid of life. I…

Dan go lo clinic first time

Since I left New Zealand, I’ve been unwell.

I got off the plane with a splitting headache and still had it six days later. Real…

Home, Sweet Home

We’ve moved in already! Into a big wooden house on top of a hill; high enough to avoid flooding and tsunamis, solid-ish in case…

Dan and Nid go long Solomon Islands

From Auckland to Brisbane to Honiara, and seven suitcases in tow, we’re finally here. Hello Solomon Islands. Home for the next two years.

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