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November 15, 2017

Apostolic Jerusalem Anointing Oil: The oil you can buy in Honiara that heals everything.

An upturned rubbish bin with a poster plastered across it announces, “Are you tired of that sickness? Try the instrument of God’s Power!”

We’ve long noticed people all over the footpaths of Honiara selling bottles of liquid labelled “Apostolic Jerusalem Anointing Oil” but have been too faithless to venture closer.

As we walked past one of these stalls for the hundredth time, something in this particular vendor’s eyes struck a chord in us and we went in for a closer look.

“Apostolic Jerusalem Anointing Oil: For Healing and Miracles – Mark 6:13”,  is an affordable, time-efficient, solve-all salve for people suffering sickness or needing a miracle. Instead of wasting time on doctors and hospitals, 30 SBD (5.61 NZD) can get you an oil that cures all ailments from strokes to dog bites.

Check out what these satisfied customers have to say:

My mother got stroke since September last year and I tried many different medicines but yet she couldn’t walk nor talk, but to the glory of God I got one Apostolic Jerusalem anointing oil and use it for her within one week she’s walking and talking now.
Mrs Rose (Honiara)

My husband was been biting by a dog and we are a bit worried at first and by faith in God’s power we anoint the place with this oil and my husband was totally healed.
Loreta (Honiara)  

Backed by rave customer reviews, which are totally legit and not made up, the poster cements its integrity by using endorsements from the bible itself. 

Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord.
James 5:14-15

And they cast out many devils, and anointed with oil many that were sick, and healed them
Mark 6:13

The foresight of the Bible in endorsing a product released in Honiara in the year 2017 is truly miraculous. We are certain these verses couldn’t possibly have been taken out of context. If only the Bible was clearer on how much James and Mark charged for the oil because, like all savvy investors, we didn’t want to get ripped off.

We stori to one of the ladies selling this product to find out more. She said that this product is actually from South Africa. Bit misleading when it says “Jerusalem Oil” but one should not be fussy regarding matters of miracles. In any case, it contains oil, she was not sure what kind, and has been blessed by some pastor there, name unknown. A benevolent Honiara patron then imports the oil to the Solomon Islands so that locals needn’t waste their time or money going to the hospital.

Still umm-ing and aah-ing about whether to try it out, we asked the vendor which sicknesses this oil cures.

The vendor was point-blank. “Everything”.

Sold.

To use this oil, simply apply it anywhere on your skin that has a sickness. There are no directions on the bottle other than “For Extern[a]l Use Only” so we assume that the rules of common sense apply.

Have a headache? Anoint scalp. Lung cancer? Anoint chest. Stroke like Mrs Rose’s mother? Anoint face, arms, legs, or the whole side of body that is afflicted.

Applying oil with faith also makes it work faster.

Having used the oil for a week now and seen the amazing effects firsthand, we can now contribute to the rave reviews.

My finger got scratched when I was patching holes in our fence. I was trying to eat my ghost chips but couldn’t because it was really sore. So I bought some Jerusalem Oil and anointed my whole body because, as I just said, my finger was really sore. Now I feel heaps better and my skin is like, super smooth.
Nid (Honiara)

I stubbed my toe when I fell into a pothole last week. I put some oil on, and now I can do ten pull-ups when before, I couldn’t do any!
Dan (Honiara)

We don’t know if it was a placebo effect or not, but our improvement in health since we bought this oil cannot be denied. 

Thanks lady! Thanks Jerusalem Apostolic Anointing Oil.


More Details

  • 30 SBD per 120ml bottle
  • Available for purchase from Honiara footpaths and Honiara Central Market
  • For business and consumer enquiries contact Philsol Product Enterprises on 711 2038
  • For all other enquiries contact the Lord
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2 Comments
  1. Reply

    Ana

    November 15, 2017

    Christmas is coming up. This would make a great gift 😉

    • Reply

      danandnid

      November 15, 2017

      Do you think your in-laws will like a bottle?

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Dan and Nid
Honiara, Solomon Islands

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